SirDevinParham
The Oatmeal, as usual, explains everything you need to know about SOPA/PIPA while A. making you laugh, and B. making Oprah ride a jet ski in space.
Copyright and intellectual property are complicated. But I know this: We have the right to make Oprah ride a jet ski in space! And that’s why we cannot allow SOPA or PIPA to regulate the Internet.
So when you have 5 dollars, what should you spend it on? How about some butterbeer? Now I wont show my recipe but I will say how much I love the Cream Soda flavor. It is really the glass that makes the whole thing come together! I wish my butterbeer was warm like in the movie. I am now off to experiment.
ZELDA MUTHER FUGGERS
I am in dire need of “The Legend of Zelda: Skyward Sword.” Mum bought me a new sensor bar for my Wii and I have the Original Gamecube “Zelda collection.” It has 7 games on it. I will be playing this nonstop until someone buys me SS. SO DO IT FAGGOTS!
Love,
Devin “TURN THAT LIGHT OUT” Parham
Oh metaphors, you’re so relevant.
I found something to explain an aspect of my personality. You know when you have to fill up the water for a drip-pot coffee maker? You put water in the coffee pot and pour it into the back. As so:
And you get to that certain speed of pouring where the water spills a little. There are 3 types of people.
Those who stop pouring.
Those who just let it drip.
And the ones like me, who pour the water faster to overpower the dripping.. It is risky business when your coffee/whatever liquid is approaching mach speeds, but we like to live on the edge of impatience. Ever closing in on the brink of insanity. There is nothing that can or will ever stop us from achieving our ultimate goal…
Or maybe I am reading a bit too much into making coffee..
G’morning from,
Sir Devin “Brazilian Roast” Parham
(Source: hyperallergic)
My new Twitter background. You know, cause I am the coolest. #boom
Signed,
Devin “That Guy Who Puts Hashtags in Everything” (TGWPHE for short) Parham
